by BrunetteOkie April 5, 2023
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describes an object or idea, typically a role-playing game or other piece of media, that contains elements of millennial mind poison such as being rules-light or containing ideas that are as unconventional as they are uninteresting.
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An object or idea that embodies wrinklegrass, such as any OSR retroclone or ruleslite pdfslop.
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Wrinklegrass arose as a parody term referring to any indie RPG commonly talked about on r/RPG, because they usually have whimsical or meaningless titles like Wrinklegrass.
describes an object or idea, typically a role-playing game or other piece of media, that contains elements of millennial mind poison such as being rules-light or containing ideas that are as unconventional as they are uninteresting.
noun:
An object or idea that embodies wrinklegrass, such as any OSR retroclone or ruleslite pdfslop.
origin:
Wrinklegrass arose as a parody term referring to any indie RPG commonly talked about on r/RPG, because they usually have whimsical or meaningless titles like Wrinklegrass.
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