first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

whoresnop

whoresnops are fans of the lead singer of Asking Alexandria (band), Danny Worsnop.

i'm a whoresnop for life

by whoresnopforlife March 15, 2011

whore path

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and starts sleeping around in an attempt to gain vengance.

Sally went on a whore path after she and Dave split.

by Whiz Biz March 10, 2008

Whore·o·scope

1. Forecast of a person's slutty future.

2. A viewing instrument such as a periscope or telescope used for loose women.

1. "That chick's Whore·o·scope indicates she's gonna give that dude a hand job on the taxi ride home."

2. "The OBGYN has to use a Whore·o·scope on your mom's lady parts."

by jane_bot February 10, 2010

Whore's Wash

To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all

Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead

by crimbo97 July 12, 2015

Whore of Babylon

The female demon from the Bible of Christian mythos that pries on the young, the innocent and the faithful men of society. She has many appellations including the “Mother of Prostitutes” and “Babylon the Great”. The Whore is the epitome of an extremely lascivious and horny female or nymphomaniac that is beyond lusty or mentally sane and just plain evil incarnate. She is the next step up from your everyday “slut” and “whore”. You’ll often find the Whore of Babylon on the Hub or posting lewd photos on Snapchat and Instagram. She can be found in the popular cliques at schools, colleges, and universities surrounded by her “male friends”.

“Bro, how many guys has Maddie fucked this month alone?” “More than I can count, she’s the Whore of Babylon around here”

“I just got my first date with Alyssa, got any advice?”. “Yeah, don’t go. Once you smash the Whore of Babylon you can never wash that sin away

by Jaldabaoth February 28, 2020

Man whore

A male who dates many girls for a short period of time with very little time between each new girl

Aaron: Kier has dated like half the girls in the school
Bryn: I know he's such a man whore

by dinklebergg June 9, 2015