Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021

Weatherscan

A weather channel which sadly probably dosen't exist anymore. It had the best and most calming music ever and had great weather predictions and system.

Weatherscan is relaxing to listen to. It's sad it got removed....

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

weather queer

When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.

Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao

by knuckles0 January 26, 2021

weatherbaiting

When the weather starts out one way but changes 50 times. Maybe it'll start out as sunny and you'll think it'll stay that way, but it changes to rain or clouds ten seconds later.

"I spent just two days in Oregon during springtime and I was already sick of all the weatherbaiting.

by pigeoncore March 27, 2021

Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021

weatherston

when the weather man lies to you and doesn’t tell you it’s going to rain and makes you feel like poo

i feel so weatherston today, it rained but the weather man told me it would be sunny

by harry_smells June 10, 2021

Weathering

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.

That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering

by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021