west nile virus

A relatively rare and harmless virus, spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include fever, headache, and body aches, with occasional skin rashes and/or swollen lymph nodes. A few weeks of bed rest will usually take care of it.

But if West Nile is such a weak virus, why has the news media gone crazy over it? News stations in America have taken advantage of a rare condition called encephalitis to turn the molehill of West Nile into a mountain that rivals the Ebola virus. Encephalitis is a swelling of the brain - a very serious condition that can SOMETIMES be caused by West Nile. Note that when I say "sometimes" I mean it in the sense that "sometimes" people die from chickenpox. Tons of common childhood diseases can cause encephalitis, including measels, chickenpox, mono, and the flu. Remember that the next time CNN tries to warn you about the evil mosquitoes that are threatening to kill us all.

When I got west nile, I was out of school for 3 days. When I got the chickenpox, I was out of school for almost a month. Think about that for awhile.

by progamer124 September 7, 2004

west orange high school

Ratchets. Ratchets everywhere.

"She go to West Orange High School? Ew."

"She a ratchet ho."

by Onlywhitegirl November 20, 2013

west coast eagles

The Worst AFL team in history. If your interested in becoming a weagle come try out our clinic!
We will tell you: what drugs will improve your stamina for those big games, all the wrong times to use bad language, how to insult someone in the lowest form, to go to rehab and promise to stop the drug addiction and getting the charges dropped plus much more!!

One of my friends went to the west coast eagles clinic.

by Amanda Pereira December 22, 2007

West Side Wiggle

The west side wiggle is a sexual move similar to the 2pink 1stink method. maneuvering your hands in order to make a W like the sign for West Side. IE wrap your middle and index finger together. Now insert the pinky in the anus, the twisted index finger and middle finger in the vagina, and use the pointer finger to stimulate the clitorus. Highly effective!

Yo see that hot waiter Andy? I'm totally gonna West Side Wiggle her tonight

by cbobette December 23, 2007

West Nassau High School

A small school in the middle of Callahan, Florida known as the Warriors where drama, cliques, and popularity contests reign...

I go to West Nassau High School and I'm a cheerleader! Yay me!

by jklmnopq October 26, 2009

West Virginia Love Tap

The alarming fact that many women in West Virginia want to be abused and treat any attention, such as getting thrown down stairs or slapped in the face as love.

West Virginia Love Tap ....I gave that bitch a West Virginia Love Tap, Bitches love West Virginia love taps..."West Virginia Love Song" by Jay Shultz & Erin Fisher and "He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss" by Carol King.

by elfspice October 27, 2012

West Virginia

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrops in my eyes
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

wife: take me home
me: TO THE PLACE I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
wife *joins in*
both: COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS.

by RedstoneTrippy March 27, 2019