A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
by The Etter January 16, 2015
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025
A place that is magical. A utopia, and no place is perfect. Their main source of income is tobacco. They acquire this bread all the time, an impossible feat. South Virginians first came to the Roanoke colony, that is why no one believes it exists
South Virginia is actually the 51st state
by Thine Bread April 22, 2019
by Laurinaf February 09, 2016
The act of filling her main 3 holes with cum and then slapping her in the face with your penis afterwards.
“I did a West Virginia Grand Slam to her the other day.”
by TheBangerOfMothers April 13, 2025
by Magnum7240 January 16, 2024
While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.
"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022