What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
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Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(
Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.
by antenna1 March 12, 2022
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Virginia

A girl who when in a group of people acts extroverted and shit but when you talk to her 1 on 1 she says 1 word for every 5 sentences you say. When she has time alone she'll pull out her phone and scroll through Twitter/Instagram, if you ask her what she is looking at she shuts off her phone and tilts it away with a guilty look on her face. She is a straight A+ student and will complain if she has less than 105% for an overall grade.
Person: Hey Virginia! How you doing?
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:
by SnowHikari April 30, 2022
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West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex
I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife
by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021
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Virginia

A place in the middle of the United States of America, with both rich countrysides and major technological and wealthy cities. Recommended areas for living would be the D.C area, including Fairfax County and other northern Virginian places. If you want to grow land or farm, the south of Virginia is very pleasing. The north is mostly for government officials, office workers, ETC, while the south is more agricultural and rural. Richmond is kind of a shithole.
ALEXANDRIA 4 LIFE!
Guy: Hey, where should I move to?

Girl: Virginia, of course! It’s a good state.

Guy: Cool, do I go to Richmond-

Girl: (Starts levitating and emitting a fiery aura) NO.
by Virginiamayormaynotbesussy September 24, 2021
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