Valentine

Something you'll never get

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.

by urmami69 February 21, 2022

Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.

Valentine is a name

by Valoche November 22, 2021

Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.

Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022

Valentine

The loveliest man you’ll ever meet is a Valentine.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.

Person I: Did you SEE that guy?
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.

by InvitationToHers December 16, 2023

Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 05, 2020

Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017