vagina victim

The man loses everything in a divorce.

He was the vagina victim when she left.

by Seismic Soldier September 24, 2019

Vagina vote

Voting for a presidential candidate solely because they're a woman.

"Dude, who are you voting for in the next election?"
"Hillary man, it'd be so great to finally have a female president."
"Don't cast a vagina vote!"

by ostrichofjustice September 11, 2016

vagina trap

A female who has had sex with at least 5 men and can fit a Mason jar in her cunt.

See whore

"Hey, have you seen Lisa?"
"Oh you mean the vagina trap?"
"Yeah"
"Last time I saw her she was heading to the bathroom with a Mason ja---"
"Shit..."

by BonBonCereal January 12, 2016

vagina whistle

The air flowing through a hoes vagina.

That girl is such a hoe, her vagina whistles.

by meowmeow98 July 10, 2015

Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

Vagina Cookie

Vigina Cookie
/vēgina kōokie/
Adjective

1. A Cookie that is produced by the use of ingredients or products of a vigina.

Synonym: cookie, vigina

Noun
1. Someone who has the characteristics of a vigina and is small and soft like a cookie.

Synonyms: cheese, chafe, tube

Dude, he looks like a vagina cookie today.

by Spheed January 10, 2017

Vagina pool

When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.

I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.

rose reservoir

by mcjohnzy October 1, 2017