twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.

"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."

by Nettlesome March 24, 2019

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

Twat Cabbage

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.

Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!

by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009

Twat Hole

Simone who acts like a massive bitch, jack knob, or pussy.

"Stop acting like such a bitch, you twat hole"

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

twat clogger

another word for tampon

"she needs a twat clogger for her period"

by the official spydaman May 29, 2008

twat socker

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

twat mongler

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

by tommyO699 January 23, 2009