The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.
by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 10, 2019
Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.
Friend- "dude where'd you go"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017
Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.
roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"
People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"
People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011
A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.
by CockMongler289 January 02, 2011
The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).
by Herbert Muffin August 07, 2015
A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.
by Mr. Stinkypride February 03, 2017
by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 20, 2014