turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 06, 2022

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 06, 2023

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 06, 2024

Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022