John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”
Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”
John: “Nice.”
Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”
John: “Nice.”
Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
by noahknigga February 7, 2025
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Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025
Get the Turbo Dismount mug.Habibi owns a VL Turbo. The VL is a fully sick work horse that came in a sedan and a wagon, aka shaggin wagon. both variants came with a fully hectic 3 liter or if you have a shit load of money, you could get one with a fat turbo, hectic external wastegate, big intercooler. Holden made this car for the people of Australia, but the Lebbo's have fallen in love with this work horse. Some variants include...
The Skid Pig
The Tradie Truck
Any Lebbo's love
Wedding car
Drag car
Drift car
The Skid Pig
The Tradie Truck
Any Lebbo's love
Wedding car
Drag car
Drift car
Lebbo's are off to get a HSP or Kabab in the fully hectic VL turbo with the hectic Turbo and wastegate
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Get the turbo tongue mug.An advanced level of whiteness, usually used in juxtopositional exposition against something or someone from native black culture. The extreme shade of white against even something of mild color brings such attention to the whitenicity, that it is considered “advanced” or “turbo”. Term of endearment from a person of color to an ultra honkey.
Listening to the Lonely Island’s in depth description of their song “Ras Trent” was the day Seth Meyers realized he’s “turbo white”.
by Tukiluka April 1, 2025
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