Trumpet

Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?

Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.

Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet

by LittleCloud October 31, 2020

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A smelly old ass holes who is a white male republican who support Donald Trump.

Oh my God, look at all of those trumpets over there.

by Honeymine Moderators November 1, 2020

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A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.

Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.

by anthonyoop November 2, 2020

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A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon

Man, that trumpet over their is having a meltdown over having to wear a mask at a grocery store.

by HillaryEatsBabies November 6, 2020

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A loud, outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, often found playing fact-jazz on social media.

Debating with trumpets on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is knock all the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly home to pronounce victory to their flock.

by Ishmael2021 January 6, 2021

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