Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

trad capp

In specialty coffee: Pretentious douche code-speak when ordering a 'traditional cappuccino'. A traditional cappuccino is 5oz and specialty coffee is already viewed as pretentious by the general population (gen-pop... see, makes you cringe doesn't it?) without fedora-wearing, monotone scrote-totlers asking baristas for 'trad capps'...

Barista: "Morning, :) how's it going what can I getcha"
Kale Quinoa Chips III: "Yahh mahhnn can I just get liiike a trad capp like for here"
Barista: >:(

by leatherboundfountainpen July 19, 2015

teradactyl

An old heroin user who is old as fuck , and higher than a bird . Also known as dactyl in reference to a "Tecato".

Dropping this sack off to some teradactyl down the block.

by foolish reyes November 26, 2016

Thready

An overworked kid, that spends too much time on his pc. (and is wholesome)

That man is a thready.

by CarlTheCreeper August 21, 2020

po'thead

See jedi

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Multi-threading

Having multiple conversations with the same people in different social media

In messenger:
Yo where the beezys at?

In snapchat:
The weather's so nice outside

On twitter:
Have you seen the latest sporting news?

Dude you're multi-threading again!

by skittlemanafricanus June 16, 2016

thead

Short for pothead. I think I saw it on the Simpsons, actually.

Dude, you're such a thead, your always out of cash.

by J-dizzle March 26, 2005