Text Zombie
A gadget slave who walks around, head down oblivious to their surroundings. Their world is reduced to a small video screen. They are controlled by their web of fellow tombies.
Formerly they were human. Now they are pathetic and useless.
A gadget slave who walks around, head down oblivious to their surroundings. Their world is reduced to a small video screen. They are controlled by their web of fellow tombies.
Formerly they were human. Now they are pathetic and useless.
Dude: Wow! I made $900 last night!
Dudette: What? How?
Dude: Easy. I went down to Westwood about 11pm. I spied
a blinged out hipster tombie. Walked up to him and punched him right in the face. He was out like a light. Took his gadgets and money. He never saw a thing.
Dudette: Tombies are such worthless sheep.
Dudette: What? How?
Dude: Easy. I went down to Westwood about 11pm. I spied
a blinged out hipster tombie. Walked up to him and punched him right in the face. He was out like a light. Took his gadgets and money. He never saw a thing.
Dudette: Tombies are such worthless sheep.
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