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toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland
by big_badussy January 10, 2022
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Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
by BigBadBad March 22, 2009
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Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.
I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight
by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020
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Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) who gets stoned (high from smoking weed)
by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020
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Toasted Marshmellow

An African American who acts white, black on the outside but warm and googey and white on the inside
by HustleBaby August 24, 2023
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Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".
by K9 JL December 16, 2010
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random toasts

Also see toast and random

To clink glasses of any beverage together and declare in a loud voice... anything that springs to mind. In loud celebration.
"heres to Siagon"

"To chebs"

"Wispas"

"toasting with pizza crusts"

"random toasts"
by Davie Gold December 9, 2008
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