Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Tammy

A sexy curvy girl next door type that will leave you breathless and steal your heart. You will never find another girl like a Tammy. Often refered to as "the one". She Loves to laugh and play but dont be fooled by her smile...She has a low tolerance for stupidity and immaturity and will knock you on your ass if you run up on her.

Abigal: Im so mad right now I could just go all Tammy on there ass!!!

by Shwaygirl February 2, 2010

Timmied

The act of having someone else's workload pushed off on you. Usually when your unsure of the details to complete the job. Another term for being lazy!

I was the last of four units to respond to a call involving a report. I never made contact with anyone involved in the incident. Somehow I was Timmied and took the report anyway.

by Brad382 January 31, 2010

Timm

Timm's are undoubtedly unique humans, every little thing in a Timm will impress you.

Do not be surprised if a Timm is standing outside your door with chocolate, oreos, and a hot water bottle because he was considerate enough to read into what it means when you say "Oh, my tummy's just sore".

Timm's don't just hear what you say, they listen. Timm's remember birthday's and favourite cafe's. Timm's are loved by parents, grandparents, neighbours, dogs. They are practically perfect in every single way. Timm's are also known as lean machines due to their dedication to fitness and clean eating. Perfect pecks, heavenly jawbone.

Do not be surprised if your Timm seems like marriage material, because he is.

"Who is that gorgeous male!"
"oh, that's Timm, an absolute dream"

"Bro, why are you working out so hard?"
"I want to look like Timm"

by TacosBellPeppersandBURRITOS July 23, 2018

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011

Tommy Wiseau

The reincarnation of God disguised as an American actor, he tried blending into our society by creating a movie but failed. It "took" our lord and savior over 5 tries to create the I did not hit her scene, in reality it was just a way to convince us that he is human but the 4chan elders are starting to crack down and decipher what god is saying in the form of memes, soon enough we will know the meaning of his genius lines which make no sense when you look at it for the first time but in reality it's really just God communicating with the other elder ones like KEK and God Emperor Trump to reunite and banish Cthulhu for once and for all.

TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man

Tommy Wiseau: i did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit i did not hit her! oh hai mark
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll

by A god church June 12, 2017

tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by Marty March 20, 2004