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infinity plus three

The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.
infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:

Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
by It's true November 16, 2007
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three way

To engage in sexual intercourse with two other parters simultaniously.

Generally involving two males and one female. Mostly one of the males will insert his penis into the females mouth whilst the second male inserts his penis into her vagina or anus.
by U.S. Census Board April 23, 2003
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Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.
"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"
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threesome

A wholesome mix of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Or you can just say, from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "It's just like having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend."
Let's have a threesome!

But I'm straight...

So am I.
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Power of Three

The combined powers of three entities, upon such combination not only increase their power by three, but much greater.

The Power of Three is symbolized by a "triquetra", a Celtic pattern that shows the center of three connected circles (somtimes bound together by a fourth circle in the center).
POWER OF THREE

1. The Holy Trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit)

2. Body, Mind, Soul

3. Prue, Piper, Phoebe (original) or Piper, Phoebe, Paige (reconstitution)... and in the future, Wyatt, Chris, Melinda (The two sons of Piper Halliwell, and the daughter of Phoebe Halliwell).

Note: The future daughter of Phoebe Halliwell will be named Melinda, in honor of their ancestor Melinda Warren. Piper Halliwell was supposed to give birth to a female witch, who was to be named Melinda. But after her path had been changed, she ended up giving birth to two male witch/white-lighter hybrids, Wyatt and Chris. Therefore, Phoebe used the name Melinda for her own daughter.
by Robrandt May 24, 2006
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