Swipe Test

An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.

Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!

Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!

by CulinaNY February 5, 2010

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows

"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"

by Marigol September 28, 2023

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

vibe test

same as vibe check, just a dumb replacement when u can't remember the phrase. ur welcome

úr passing the vibe test by miles

by boiii1 August 31, 2021

WDHL Test

The Where Does He Live Test encourages a woman to visit (inside) a man’s home during the beginning stages of dating him. This method is used by women to protect themselves from becoming romantically involved with men who are married or financially challenged.

I performed the WDHL Test on this guy that I’m dating and discovered that he was living with his girlfriend.

by Sunshine Hooks The Art Reader March 28, 2023

Voice test

A phrase used in Livejournal roleplaying circles to mean playing a character in a low-key, stress-free environment for the purpose of discerning how well one can play said character. Here, "voice" or "character voice" is shorthand for how in-character a player is.

"I'm posting with Cloud on dear_mun as a voice test. Here goes nothing!"

by Phida November 22, 2011