Isn't it funny how a man can be so greasy and pedophilic at the same time? I'm looking at you Lukas Stenzel! You sure love children!
by Bruhg December 17, 2019
Get the Greasymug. When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo
I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.
by Quadzi November 30, 2021
Get the greasy raccoonmug. The act of doing something wild and baffling, such as taking 10 dab rips while receiving oral sex, or smoking a wet menthol and butt chugging a Busch Light.
“Alex shoots porn while enjoying a nice dab and partaking in a bit of day drinking, what a greasy bastard.”
by LSDemonKid June 22, 2018
Get the Greasymug. When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
Get the Greasy stressmug. Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"
by Afesadgfsetudtguiethbs June 3, 2019
Get the Greasy Borgermug. When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy June 11, 2018
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