“I have more money then you”
“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”
“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”
“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
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person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
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god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
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Get the bring the flex mug.Act of flexing (/flex) or low key boasting over the fact you played classic wow, also known as vannila wow, an original world of warcraft.
Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.
It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.
It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.
It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.
It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Classic Flexer 1:"Classic was better and I played it so I am better too, let me tell you why you all live normies suck, but not me, cause I am only here till classic..."
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
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