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Stubenville Breakfast

When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner
Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.
by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023
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Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.
This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!
by The cup of cum April 17, 2017
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stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017
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breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa
by Felix is cool March 18, 2016
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Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.
by Thethekvr May 14, 2014
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poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds
guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop
by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021
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Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)
Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel
by Hard_willy July 25, 2022
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