Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"

by Pancake Human May 9, 2024

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slice vinyl

v. 1. To alter the noises made by a typical record on the turntable by using a blade to scratch, cut, slice, or otherwise deface the record.

2. To make beats by cutting or scratching at certain angles around the record.

I took my aunt's weak-ass Peter Frampton LP and sliced it into this tight buzz loop!
If you got any 12"es you don't want anymore, bring 'em over to my place so we can slice them up!
My turntable's needle is fucked to shit! That's the last time I let Miguel slice vinyl on it...

by SEM; June 2, 2007

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eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

by DGGG December 25, 2021

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slice of beef

I sliced up cooked cow

Ur such a slice of beef

by •_•it’sme October 15, 2018

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second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.

"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."

by FiendishT August 21, 2009

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