Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch

"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"

by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

On randy

It means your basically lieing but nobody will know cause they don’t know randy

Person 1 - stop lying you did not come to the party last night

Person 2 - On Randy I did what I gotta lie for

by On Randy September 28, 2018

ronchy randy

A poop that eats ronchy butt hole usually is the biggest kid in his grade and has a girlfriend that likes the taste of the ronch in her mouth

Your a ronchy randy

by Ronchy Randy May 14, 2018

Randy

randy is a bitch ass white boy that does the most, pretends to be the shit but is annoying asf wit fack Benjamin's walkin around claiming that he gang affiliated

#1 :you know that lil nigga named randy

#2 : yea

#1: dis nigga pulled fuckin monopoly money out his fuckin pocket , trynna flex

#2 : he prolly mook

#1 he he do be actin sus

by WEINDISBICH July 28, 2019

Randy

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. Occasionally cancels plans on you or acts like an overall jerk.

That motherf***** Randy, everytime he gets six beers in him he gets pissed off and leaves us. Tell me about it, I’m getting fuc**** tired walking home from work everyday.

by TTSFF July 31, 2019

Randy

A person that will end up being your best friend wether you like it or not Randy is someone you just can't get rid of Randy's are kind hearted and sometimes weirdos but you gotta love em.

Randy your weird 😋

by Lilly Wolf1221 November 6, 2019

Randy

The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts

Call in Randy! We have a bridal crisis in aisle five

by veronicalodge November 10, 2019