camp lizards

Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps

They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp

Guy: man I hope I can find a camp lizard when I go back to work: (Camp lizards)

by The camp guy October 15, 2022

Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.

Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.

by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 1, 2025

speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)

you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.

by tranley corq September 6, 2021

Lizard

A stupid bi idiot that only likes frogs and would hide in a corner for 2 days if they had to. oh, and lizards dislike people except for their friend group of 3 people. and can’t survive without frogs and discord.

Dude 1: bro ur such a Lizard
Lizard: i know

by lizzy.go.boo April 12, 2022

lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020