Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021

Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.

e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.

by genericname July 16, 2020

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 15, 2023

Tasky Lizard: Based

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor November 16, 2017

A woman who only consumes your jizz

by Penisiisi September 4, 2021

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard

by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017