Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
Interfacility medical transport, defined as the movement of a patient from one health care facility to another in a licensed ground or air ambulane. Patients are frequently elderly, seriously deteriorated, and unresponsive, i.e. like lizards.
I got into EMS to save lives, but all I'm doing is flipping lizards from one care facility to another.
by SaltyFukNBustedTruk May 22, 2021
To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.
Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."
"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."
"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 16, 2017
When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.
Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.
Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022
by FazCan November 21, 2019
Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 4, 2019
by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022