Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.

Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.

by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021

Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.

King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."

by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017

Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.

Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.

by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

reverse goblin

When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.

This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!

by Clamout May 4, 2018

Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol

My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Dirty Goblin

The phrase “dirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.

Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin”
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”

by ANTI_999 August 27, 2021

Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018