by ilurvecats January 4, 2010
Get the Olive Eyesmug. A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue
by Tehlia November 3, 2019
Get the To the eye slutmug. A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.
Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum
by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019
Get the eye crampmug. by brianfeadsmecookies June 19, 2011
Get the Soup Eyesmug. n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
Get the tit-eyesmug. Chris- "Hey Dom, your eyes are red! I thought we were saving that chronic for spring break?"
Dom- "Naw dude it's not that, I got game eyes an 8 hour online session of Call of Duty."
Chris- "Awe been there"
Dom- "Naw dude it's not that, I got game eyes an 8 hour online session of Call of Duty."
Chris- "Awe been there"
by eyeshurt August 6, 2011
Get the Game Eyesmug. by Chat gorl June 20, 2018
Get the piss eyesmug.