crusty cum basket

the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin

honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea

by anonyumous 36 November 30, 2022

White-knuckling the basket

The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.

I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.

by Izzitjustme September 22, 2016

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

sandy fruit basket

When BTL has to close his eyes and imagine feet to ejaculate

"Man she was so hot but I had to sandy fruit basket her to bust"

by Brocky519 November 6, 2020

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

Banana nigga basket

When a nigga gets tired of beating his meat so he gets the oldest banana from the basket and eats it to regain his strength.

Person 1: ayo I did a banana nigga basket yesterday.

Person 2: same bro I was mad hungry.

by That banana April 15, 2019

Bum Basket 3000

A restructured shopping cart designed to suite the needs of the homeless.
It ismade from completely recycled materials..
Featuring extra tall plastic basket walls (to hold more items and provide shelter when flipped), Bum Basket 3000 also includes a fold out basket shelf, switchable drainage, and large plastic wheels to minimize ally noise. Bum Basket 3000's solid basket walls feature advertisements which subsidise the sevrice.

"Wow, look at the hansome bum! He really suits that Bum Basket 3000."

by Bill Hardman April 26, 2008