Australian kiss

Like a French kiss but down under and outback

Have you ever had a Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australians

they had a war with emus and lost

OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS

by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.

Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.

by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020

Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024