Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 2, 2022

tired

SEAN

katie: NOOO DONT GO TO BED
sean: but i’m tired

katie: fine go to bed 🙄

by katiepiddo February 10, 2020

Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder

Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.

by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024