Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

Jet Penetration

When the boy or girl has their anus or pussy in front of a hot tub jet. A form of masturbation.

Tips: Grab your friends to have them rapidly fire jets on and off.

The hotter it is, the steamier it gets.

My favorite way to cumgasm is jet penetration.

by Bob billy January 6, 2017

Jet on jet

Slang for when everything is good, all is good

"All good kid?", "Yuh, jet on jet"

by PatrikAsteris December 10, 2023

jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

Jet Lag

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022

Jets

A sports franchise built within the St. Francis community consisting of core players like Leroy Elkins, Byron Castrin-Ellins, and Brodington Agosto.

"Holy Shit the Jets won the Natty"
"Should Leroy Elkins of the Jets win DPOY or what!?"

by FFLL March 19, 2025