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THOT Thanos

A nickname for a woman that is unfaithful in relationships and collects engagement and/or weddings rings as a means of income or for enjoyment without having any desire to be committed to the other party.
I just saw Angela and Harvey got engaged. I can't see this working out because she is way out of his league and has an Only Fans page. Someone needs to tell him that THOT Thanos is texting other dudes.
by Spanky Montgomery September 15, 2021
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The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.
Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*
by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022
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Peter Thanos

Peter Thanos, the greek chick magnet. Wherever this sick cunt goes, pussy follows. The only thing bigger than his body count is his weight.

This breed of alpha male will hit on anything, it even tried to get with its cousin once.
OMG, it's Peter Thanos, he has 69 chicks by his side! Looks like someone needs to stop eating the burgers though!
by MikeHunt8888 March 15, 2022
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do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence
Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist
by BlitzRain July 2, 2022
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The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.
I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.
by PhilWV July 14, 2022
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gay thanos

There is no straight thanos there is only a gay one
Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?

Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.

Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?

Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos
by Puff Floyd February 5, 2024
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The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.
How did your dad die? The Thanos.
by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024
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