An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
by CulinaNY February 5, 2010
Get the Swipe Testmug. 1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
by Evull-E November 4, 2004
Get the Global Testmug. by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020
Get the testes to the fortificationmug. A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler
Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021
Get the Toddler Testmug. A kickflip done when ever you get new things that you use to skate e.g deck, shoes, wheels etc. that essentially detirmines how your life with that new thing will be.
Simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will be good that year.
Simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will be good that year.
Person A: "Oh man I got new thunder trucks and a new deck the other day."
Person B: "Nice, how good was the kickflip test though?"
Person A: "It was perfect man my time with these are going to be a breeze."
Person B: "Nice, how good was the kickflip test though?"
Person A: "It was perfect man my time with these are going to be a breeze."
by Milk__Em November 25, 2016
Get the Kickflip testmug. 
The Where Does He Live Test encourages a woman to visit (inside) a man’s home during the beginning stages of dating him. This method is used by women to protect themselves from becoming romantically involved with men who are married or financially challenged.
I performed the WDHL Test on this guy that I’m dating and discovered that he was living with his girlfriend.
by Sunshine Hooks The Art Reader March 28, 2023
Get the WDHL Testmug.