tank ass

Taking a shit with such force that your shit gets stuck to the back of the toilet.

Mann, I ate so much beans, I had tank ass all morning. I tanked so hard I almost ruptured a hemorroid!!!

by hemy January 24, 2008

The Russian tank

Coming down on a muscular Russian girl.

Dude i totally did The Russian Tank yesturday.

by BB Rockin it January 23, 2009

mitzvah tank

A jiffy lube for lubavs.

by Mushka October 26, 2003

fish tanking

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.

"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"

by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009

TANK!!!

An exclamatory remark of a gamer when he blows a guys head off in any shooter game, or what happens to my friend lance when he plays me at halo 3.

Guy 1: Dude watch out he's around the corner!
Guy 3: Im gonna get you!
Guy 2: Don't worry that bastard is on lock down.
Guy 3: God Damnit!!
Guy 1&2: TANK!!!

by Radshack6695 April 1, 2008

tank

Adjective, to describe something nicely

Man, that book is tank.

by Tim Robinson - Tim cookie December 30, 2008

The Tank

The worlds most bad ass car!!!!! desroyer of deer numbers in the doubble digits and still climbing, Color green completly coverd in dents, and seats 6 people. it is practically a lowerd suv but way more bad ass. odomitor reads over 200,000 miles and cant be stoped by any type of weather, or terrain. location Holmes County Ohio.

Person 1: dude the roads are so bad out i cant take my car in this.
Person 2: its ok well take "the tank".

Person 1: it rained alot so the feild is pretty muddy we can walk back.

person 2: Its ok well activate tank mode!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010