a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit February 28, 2012
Sleeping with an ugly girl. Then posing with her for a photo like she's a hunters dead trophy. Then posting the picture in a slide show presentation with a bunch of other guys (hunters) who are also trying to "Tag A Bear", and who all bet money that they will have the ugliest girl. The man who hunted the biggest gnarliest bear wins the pot!
-Dude did you fill your bear tag this year? The semester is almost over.
-Yeah dude I fucked Fat Helga last night!
-Yeah dude I fucked Fat Helga last night!
by callmejohnwayne May 14, 2013
A person who over-uses the social site 'tagged' to find boy friends/girl friends that are at ridiculous distances to have any sort of decent relationships because they cannon get a relationship where they live.
Derrick: hey, bob, you heard about Diana?
Bob: nope, what's the story?
Derrick: She's a real tagged slag!, she's NEVER had a b.f round here!
Bob: What a looser
Bob: nope, what's the story?
Derrick: She's a real tagged slag!, she's NEVER had a b.f round here!
Bob: What a looser
by Unknown dude 46 May 09, 2009
by UITrizzle March 26, 2009
n. a tattoo that is the more common male equivalent of a tramp stamp, defined particularly by placement at the top-middle of the back (i.e., directly below the neck, between the shoulders).
"Wow, Chet, if you didn't always walk around without a shirt on, I would have never seen that sick douche-tag! Is that some sort of tribal barbed wire or is it the Chinese symbol for 'classy'?"
"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."
"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."
"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."
"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."
by Sphaced August 25, 2011
The act of pinching, slapping, punching, kicking, or inflicting any kind of pain on a fellow co-workers genitals for fun.
Like playing tag with your friends nuts
Like playing tag with your friends nuts
Jeff was walking to the printer and forgot we were playing applebag tag. I struck him in the genitals and he hit the floor crying!
by cbido November 09, 2006
also occurs on airplanes.
I got screwed with the middle seat...so I get both armrests..better not have no elbow tag from these two assholes..
by choochasaurusrex July 26, 2009