Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!
by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007
Get the toilent green mug.1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.
2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.
2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.
Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"
Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"
Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"
by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011
Get the toiletseat meat mug.The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
Get the The Toledo Tablecloth mug.A Japanese style toilet with built in sink faucet. Clean water travels through the sink faucet before filling the toilet tank.
by TTAADD October 20, 2005
Get the toilet sink mug.A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.
by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009
Get the Toledo Mud Flap mug.by Keep on Chimping in the free world May 19, 2003
Get the toilet hover mug.an accepted bathroom code for proper use of public restrooms. Use of toilet paper around the rim before sitting down, ensuring a pleasant experience for the next user.
by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008
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