A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

city tool

A fuck boy, or a huge hoe that uses other people.

Jacob sartorius is a city tool

by 73636859736 May 9, 2018

Turbo Tool

A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool

"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"

by Sloptimus Prime December 18, 2011

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 13, 2010

Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.

The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.

by humanwoman December 15, 2017

Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.

Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."

by Demonball March 20, 2015