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Turkey hole

It is a move in football when the quarterback jams his ball in between two difference of players with the help of another man holding his wall
Did you see Tom Brady turkey hole the Broncos last night
by medicneballer April 20, 2018
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[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.
I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.
by Chernabog Yoha March 9, 2019
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The Double Turkey

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent
No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!
by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
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Toxic Turkey

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
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Turkey Jerky

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
by FamousJew December 3, 2021
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Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.
As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.
by Chaz McQwirkle November 28, 2022
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