cider spider

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.
"look here comes the cider spider"
by ttyycc February 20, 2018
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Fuckin spiders

When an absolute banger kicks in making you first pump the shit out of the air until nobody can breath ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
What an absolute track that was, fuckin spiders
by DirtyDanger July 15, 2017
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Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 04, 2020
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Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 06, 2017
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bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.
Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.
by Centurix April 15, 2022
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Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!
by Mojojoejoe July 07, 2011
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Spider Chin

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.
Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.
by Garglesnarbin January 15, 2010
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