Samuel Ross-Gower

A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.

That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!

by SmokingHotNinja March 10, 2009

The one and only - Ross

There's not just one way to define Ross. The number of ways to define someone will never be sufficient enough to actually do that in full. Yet here we all are, trying to give a verbal definition to Ross. Alright, enough of the boring talk, let's get to the man of the hour, shall we. He's one of the most interesting and intriguing people you will ever meet. The ambition, the drive, the motivation! This charismatic green eyed man will blow you away. He's a person that you can trust, which is seemingly rare nowadays. You will learn so much from this intelligent individual. And most importantly, you'll enjoy each other's company like there's no tomorrow. So if you happen to come across Ross - don't be shy, say what you mean, maybe play him some songs on the ukulele because he might like that (but before you do, make sure you actually know how to play the darn thing). He's unforgettable.
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*

Example A;
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"

Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life

by Lovin'Sunflower May 3, 2022

Red-eye-Ross

When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.

That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.

by Stuky-D January 18, 2008

Bob Ross Mustache

When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.

Oh dude, I gave that bitch a Bob Ross Mustache! She's got a happy little mustache now!

by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006

Ross Geller Syndrome

A lack of motivation to watch the show Friends because of a completely justified hatred towards the character Ross Geller Friends Ross Geller Sitcom 90's monica geller Chandler Bing Syndrome chandler bing Rachel Green Joey Tribbiani phoebe buffay

Sam has switched from watching Friends to the show How I Met Your Mother due to Ross Geller Syndrome.

by Karl Sharx September 9, 2015

Zachary Taylor Ross

The most amazing guy out there, tall sweet and comes from a good open-hearted family. He is sweet and very protective. He isn't one of those guys who keeps you from your guy friends and he will basically give you his closest. He is a caring guy who always will make sure your smiling, loved, and warm. He truly is a love bug, loves to cuddle and he will always make sure you are happy. He will do anything to make you happy and keep you smiling. When your with him its hard not to smile and be happy.

Zachary Taylor Ross is a sweeten(:

by Hammielove13 January 8, 2012

Rick ross the boss

Someone who is really good at something. Basically the best. Can be used when something good happens.

"i am Rick ross the boss at baseball"
-i am really good at baseball

by christopher malonm May 16, 2008