Race Bannon

According to an old Valentine's Day edition of the Boston Globe, it is a phrase used by cockgobblers (i.e.: Greg Fiore) when referring to their life partners (i.e: Pete DeVincent). The reference comes from the old Johnny Quest cartoon, in which Johnny has a father, Dr. Quest, but no mother... only Race Bannon. Race seemed quite happy to take care of Johnny and run errands for the good Doctor, the way a dedicated wife should.

"Greg, be a good little Race Bannon and use less teeth when giving me a blumpkin."

by Bob G. July 19, 2004

Pickle Race

Squeeze a pickle between your ass cheeks and race your buddy through an obstacle course.

His ass smelled like pickles after he beat Paul in the pickle race.

by p-wojo December 17, 2008

race essentialism

It is the idea that, a person's racial identity needs to be at the forefront, above his individual identity, which is known to cause discombobulation and distraction as it stips the ability to focus and interact normatively and naturally.

Race essentialism in the military, caused by critical race theory is most likely weakening it, which is especially concerning in the wake of china's rise.

by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021

race of spades

Named after the ace of spades, the Race of Spades is said to be drawn anytime a minority uses it to defuse a majority race's argument against them, automatically making them defensive. However, the Race of Spades doesn't always work. Blacks can't use the Race of Spades on Asians, since Asians don't oppress them like as whites, and most importantly: Asians are a more minor minority in the US than them.

White guy: What's up, nigga?
Black friend: Whassup!
Black bystander: Hey, respect the Afrikaaner and quit with the racism.

Black guy: Stop oppressing my people before I beat your ass.
Asian: Why don't you stop oppressing MY people, eh? Your Race of Spades doesn't work on me.

by Roger Sun May 14, 2006

racing stripe

a line of shit on your boxers

that fag has a racing stripe

by splurb June 5, 2003

Lemon Racing

Lemon racing is the act of having a group of friends(you included) finding the most crappy worthless vehicle you can rent borrow or own, and racing other people who also found such vehicles. a byproduct of this type of racing is usually cars breaking down or exploding.

the reason why lemon racing is called "lemon" is because lemon is a term for a terrible car.

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

Drag Race

A competitive race where two male's race to see who can get the biggest erection the fastest

Hey jerry want to have a drag race

by themangotango March 31, 2010