Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.

For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.

by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025

public washroom

a place of extreme horror, a public washroom is only used by the most desperate among us. Public washrooms bare some of the most disgusting things that you may ever see

I used a public washroom once and saw feces scattered on the wall

by Lovethecreeper April 8, 2024

Publicity Stunt

Doing or saying something simply to create attention.

WB pulled a publicity stunt rebooting Superman seeming for no other reason then to change the character's ethnicity. Especially true as current actor, Henry Cavill, was universally loved in the role and had one highly successful solo movie.

by Carl Duval May 10, 2021

TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE

IF DRAWN: APEX:PUBLIC IMAGE

REMAINDER: PUBLIC HUMILIATION

DIVISION: PUBLIC LOYALTY

If you are going to FUCK HARDER as the best way as know by heart the TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE and always be aware of what events when in PUBLIC DISPLAY that are transpiring.

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 4, 2021

public pig

Men who blatantly check out other women while in a relationship. They are also guilty of sliding into other women’s dm’s and making uncomfortable, perverted comments.

I went through my boyfriend’s phone and found him messaging a bunch of other girls! I’m done with that public pig!

by bitsofbacon November 18, 2025

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022