Sweater Vest

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011

Sweater

A person that claims they are HARDCORE because they listen to PARKWAY~DRIVE and have all their shirts and have only been to a handful of shows.

Sweater: Hey man, did you see parkway drive at sweatfest last week.
Hardcore Guy: Fuck up sweater! *Walks off*

by Lickalotta Pus April 8, 2009

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 11, 2003

Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009

poopy sweat

when you do a vigorous activity and sweat goes into your buttcrack, which wasn't wiped good enough, and makes a nasty brown sweat

man, after long run, i regret not wiping too well. i got poopy sweat!!!

by i beats it up. dat pussy dat is! September 7, 2007

Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"

Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!

by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010

Sweat it out

When a girl's perm or press is ruined while engaging in a strenuous activity (like playing a sport or having sex)

-What me to sweat it out, baby?
-Yeah, sweat it allll out!!!

-Girl, ma man sweat it out last night!

by luvchild July 14, 2008