Steaming Sausalito

1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)

The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.

2. A cookie

This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez

1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."

2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."

by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007

Steaming Beverly

During the final stages of anal intercourse, the man withdraws his member, and by the grace of god, there remains a steaming turd hanging by a single pubic hair on the end of his shaft.

Origin: During the Canadian Fur Trade, a successful Steaming Beverly portended an early summer.

"Honey, honey...be still, and turn around very slowly. We've got ourselves a Steaming Beverly!"

by steaming jesus October 10, 2009

steaming shit

Steaming shit is where It feels like you are shitting out hot burning steam that is actually shit

Bob took a painful steaming shit and felt as is his anus was on fire

by Oofooflettuce December 21, 2017

straking

Can be used in many forms such as
1-tripping
2-crazy
3-not taking care of business

1- Billy bob is straking hes riding on the back of Johns car.

2- Travis is straking he doesnt even know that man and he is talking to him like he knows him

3- Stacy is straking finals are next week and she hasnt cracked opened a book yet.

by Tanisha Arceneaux September 8, 2005

cheen screating

1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.

Dude would you quit cheen screating?

god dammit man stop it! you god damn cheen screater!

by BAlLZballZandmoreBaLLz June 21, 2009

the screaming seagull

This is when you fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out put your dick in the sand then re Insert it in the girl

Dude that girl screamed like a seagull when I put my sandy dick in her and she screamed like the screaming seagull

by Memphisr300 October 24, 2013

screaming habib

A sexual act involving the anus that makes you sound like a screaming Arab.

We were doing it doggystyle and then I went for the screaming habib and she was all like, Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!

by Jessnerch December 9, 2008