The ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.
Example of stoner dreams:
Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"
20 Years Later...
no movie
Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"
20 Years Later...
no movie
by El Dude Brother October 18, 2013
Get the Stoner dreams mug.occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
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From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.
From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.
by CharlesFly August 15, 2011
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by stonerwasti October 5, 2011
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Get the lily the stoner mug.The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019
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