stoner's nap 

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

stoner's nap by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014

stoner fake tits 

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

stoner fake tits by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

stoner dick 

like whisky dick, but the stoner equivalent. when a guy can't get it up because he's too high or just smokes too much.

"I was just steamrollin' hit after hit with the cute stoner chick but when we tried to fuck, I had stoner dick" said the lonely weed dealer

stoner dick by giant purple anteater December 26, 2011

Stoner's Delight 

A McChicken and a McDouble put into one, respectively with the McChicken in between the two patties.

"Dude I just watched Narnia and this kid had Turkish delight"
"Screw that man let's go to the magical land of McDonalds and get some Stoner's Delights!!!"
"sounds like an orgasm in your mouth"
"it is"

Stoner's Delight by SmokeyMcPot42069 February 24, 2009

Stoner Sleep 

The act of sleeping early and waking up extremely late the next day at 4 in the afternoon

Izzy:(Phone ringing in background/Door opening)ZzzzZzzz

Alfred:Damn Izzy wake the fuck up I called you 12 time and its 5 in the afternoon.

Izzy:Oh shit for reals.

Alfred:Fuck yea man you need to lay off that Hawaiian Snow man that shit is giving you some serious Stoner Sleep.

Stoner Sleep by AlfredoAppiahsauce June 27, 2009

Stoner Fuck 

Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.

Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.

"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."

"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"

Stoner Fuck by Raghi May 4, 2006

stoner boner 

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

stoner boner by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003