Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

by driven-down July 22, 2004

rolling stones

Don't compare at all to the Beatles or to Zeppelin,They don't even compare to countless lesser bands.The stones SUCK!

The rolling stones suck ass!

by pissoff homos April 15, 2006

stoke

A british term meaning for a person to have sex with another.

Les Miserables "Even stokers need a little stoke"

by charliepants October 28, 2006

Early Log Smokes the Log

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!

-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!

by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010

The Stones

A sick DSG notchback mustang powered by Gawd and a turbo used to roll up liter bikes.

I just got yanked by the stones.

by Chuurch August 17, 2009

stoke factor

the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.

sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!

literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!

by PSN_BIGTOTS January 10, 2012