stealth mode

To make yourself an invisible pervert.

Where's Bilbo - has he gone on Stealth manouvers again. Aahhh! somethings proding at me scrotum!!!!!!

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Stealth Texting

The act of covertly sending malicious text messages about a person in the room to a 3rd party, who is also in the same room.

Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.

by Foyt August 14, 2010

stealth bomb

when you go up to someone sleeping and drop a dingleberry on their face and walk away

I dropped the dirty stealth bomb on this guy at this party while he was sleeping

by BlackGuyMcgee August 2, 2011

Matt Shelton

Born of man but was raised by wolfs, is very fast on the base path, and is amazing in bed. Also he has special powers they can be interpreted into many things such as "Eagle Powers" Also Matt Shelton's hair is a master piece it is called... THE MANE!

Wow there goes Matt Shelton stealing yet another base!

EAGLE POWA!

by Chaching12 August 23, 2011

alka-seltzer

When you drop your balls into somebody's carbonated beverage. When dropped in, they make the sound "plop plop. fizz fizz", much like the advertisement for the original product.

Dude, go over there and alka-seltzer that guy's drink.

by triculous May 23, 2011

Spelt

1. The 14-21 year old version of spelling the past tense of spelled, a show of degredation in society's use of the mind.
2. A type of grain.

1. "SO WUT IF I SPELT DAT WRONG, ITS DA NET I DUN HAFTA SPELL ANYTHIN RITE!!!"
2. The old man liked to watch his spelt grow in the field.

by vv0mp December 28, 2005

Skelt

This is when one cannot distinguish wether a girl is wearing a skirt or a belt. The skelt is the current fashion in girls.

damn, is sarah wearing a skirt or a belt???? i cant tell its so short! oh, dont worry, she's wearing a skelt!

by Greg Dark June 17, 2007