status annex

To fortuitously have a conversation with someone on someone else's facebook status.

Jake Kuster thinks people that drive cars are contributing to Global Warming.
>Neil Baro Who the hell capitalizes global warming when it's not even real?
>Lance Kenan Hey Neil what are you doing tonight man
>Neil Baro Nm I don't really have plans
>Lance Kenan You wanna go see Kick Ass, it's already made the top 250 on IMDB
>Neil Baro Yeah sounds awesome give me a call when you go
>Jake Kuster I just got status annexed

by twanx1234 May 6, 2010

Status Backup

1. The act of backing up a friend's Facebook status, usually by request, either by liking or commenting on it, or both.

2. The act of liking/commenting on someone else's statuses in order to prompt them to like/comment on your statuses.

1. (To a friend) "Bro, I posted my status like two hours ago and no one's liked it. Give me a little status backup?"

"Yeah sure thing man, hakuna matata."

2. (Thinking to oneself) "Hmm, I bet if I comment on some of Jenna's statuses, she'll like some of mine and give me some status backup."

by MissMcLovinIt September 25, 2011

status curiosum sh

when two people have known each other for a very long time and wondered why they cannot forget the other. they continue wondering for another long time instead of growing up and facing each other to find out why they cannot forget the other.
this condition is usually attributed to insecure, anxious, vain or egocentric people. remedy is possible. just takes heart, a spine and guts. 🖤

status curiosum sh. the secret is to be kind and respectful 🤫

by Krkič March 27, 2019

Street Status

Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.

"Are you Street Status? Why yes I am a baller..."

by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009

cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".

We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.

by Yorkers June 26, 2009

Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.

Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!

by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009

Chain Statusing

1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.

2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.

1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.

2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.

by LordIronfist December 21, 2009