The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017

dirty lemonade stand

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.

Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.

by The guy who fuq MrMike momma April 22, 2017

Louisiana Hotdog Stand

When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.

"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "

by 4Evers June 14, 2018

one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015