squat cobbler

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.

Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.

by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016

Omaha Squat

Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.

"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"

by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021

emotional squatting

When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.

Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.

by Timur Z April 4, 2025

Carolina Squat

A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.

Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.

by Entitled_Karennnn October 3, 2022

peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public

Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL

by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.

AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass

"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill

by starman65 August 17, 2016

Squat sand

When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand

what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore

by booty-booty January 29, 2018