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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Squatting Man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.C accidentally fell off the bed backwards and landed kind of upside down, then Gorden decided to do some squat aka the Squatting Man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
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Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
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doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.
Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!
by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020
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Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.
Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.
by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017
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